If You Are A Dallas Cowboys Fan/World According To Dallas Cowboys Fans
If You Are A Dallas Cowboys Fan/World According Dallas Cowboys Fans:
( In no particular order)
-- The Cowboys won the game because it is Cowboys God given right to win the game.
-- Our opponent team did not win the game but the cowboys handed the game over. The other teams are not capable of winning games. The other teams cannot win games on their own and we have to help them win. Our QB handed the game over. Other team’s QB does not know how to win games. They got some lucky breaks bounced at them.
-- The other team's victory against the Cowboys does not mean anything because the Cowboys posted better stats than the other team. They beat us by a few points anyway. The better team lost.
-- Never overlook the 5 superbowl rings our America’s team has. I wish God had created more than 5 fingers per hand.
-- Our (Cowboys) QB is better than yours. Just look at his stats.
-- If your QB has better stats than our (Cowboys) QB then it is because look at the teams you have played.
-- Our favorite word is: ‘if’. If not for … (fill in the blank) … we would have won the game.
-- We did lose our first playoff game and got knocked out in the first round but look at all the pro bowlers we have.
-- Look the Cowboys are ranked higher than your team and it is only week 2. Rankings do not lie. Those experts were hired because they know what they are doing.
-- If our team (Cowboys) is ranked low then it is because the people who rank teams are idiots and those so-called football experts do not know anything about professional football. Who hired those idiots anyhow? Rankings do not mean anything anyway.
-- We may not know how to build a team but we sure know how to build a stadium.
-- Please do not say anything bad about our QB but,
-- Your QB sucks.
-- That toilet bowl looking hole at the roof of the stadium is for God to look at the America's Team.
-- Jerry Jones is a business genius. Just look at the new monument Mahal he has built in Arlington Texas in memory of lack of GMs available for an NFL team.
-- We have the prettiest cheerleaders in the whole world.
-- We know that it is training camp but we are primed to win the superbowl this year. This is the best team on paper in the entire league. This year’s Cowboys might even go undefeated the entire season.
-- We should fire that ‘Son of a Bum’ coach.
-- All mothers should raise their sons to be Dallas Cowboys fans.
-- NFL should mail the Lombardy Trophy to the Dallas Cowboys after their first victory of the season. Dallas Cowboys are God's gift to the republic.
-- Our coaches can NEVER be outcoached.
-- Cowboys beat themselves.
-- Since we know everything, the other teams' fans opinions do not matter anyhow. When we cannot handle their logic we just launch a verbal attack towards their person and ridicule their avatars.
-- If we cannot beat your team on the field we will beat you in circular arguements proving that your players are not worthy of the same league as our cowboys.
-- Tom Landry invented football.
-- The Thanksgiving Day was invented because of the Dallas Cowboys.
-- There is a conspiracy to schedule the cowboys to play some winning record teams.
-- The refrees blew the game for the Cowboys.
-- Our linemen have no choice but to poke in the eyes or trip (even if it causes injury to) the opponents while protecting our QB. Cowboys are an elite team and we hold ourselves to a whole different level of standards. Our players are not going to commit a holding penalty like the players of other teams would in a similar situation. There is no comparison between the NFL flagship franchise The Dallas Cowboys and the rest of the ordinary teams in the league who are there just for the ride. Unlike other teams we do not commit lowly 5 yard penalties. We commit 15 yarders.
-- I wish the Dallas Cowboys were allowed to carry and use pepper spray while protecting their own QB and/or while attacking the others' QBs.



